The Journey Starts Here
Welcome to My Stickman Universe!
Perhaps Universe is stretching it.
This is the home page for my site containing stick figure art, humor, commentary and a sprinkling of snark on a variety of subjects.
It is original content, both words and pictures. Deliberately variable quality to keep you on your toes. Accidentally funny in places, purposefully in others.
Above all, supposed to be fun. Hope you enjoy the journey.
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Explore the Madness
This site contains a wide variety of stick figure art and humorous written content organised into the broad areas below. Here are some main sections with highlights.
About a hundred non-AI pun pages on subjects as diverse as Beans, Mammoths and Vacuuming.
Stickman Art How Tos and Themes
A number of humorous how to draw stick figure pages from the bizarrely popular How To Draw a Stickman to my personal favourite How To Draw a Stick Giraffe. In the Themes section are larger collections of work such as Circus Acts and Stone Age Man.
At some point I decided to draw every sport a stickman could do. The results are in this section. A collection of sporting activities with humorous illustrations.
Similar to sports, and indeed some sports and games are closely linked, a large collection of activities and leisure pursuits.
For content that is predominantly written. Includes an award-winning Winnie the Pooh story. Plus the sections below.
Proverbs, Sayings and Expressions
A collection of phrases and other wordy nonsense with many illustrations.
A number of articles based from years of office 9 to 5 experience. Handy hints in articles like Excuses to Get Out of Work and less useful but more humorous in Funny CV.
About the Site
It started with a few drawings. Now it’s a sprawling archive of humor, art, and occasional wisdom.
Learn more about me on my About Page.
Thanks for Visiting
Every click tells me I’m doing something right. So thanks—and enjoy the stickmen.
Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: August 30, 2025